Wei 'Wolverine' Ren
Today was a rather eventful day that started from tram riding to Singapore general hosp.
We spent almost 1 1/2 hrs trying to find a place to play vball. Thanks to ZOUKOUT 2006 today, right now happening at Sentosa Siloso Beach, we were not able to play at our usual spot. Nvm. We finally found a spot to play.
Played against a bunch of guys who didn't look like they were playing? Guess it was due to Ryan's incredible serving technique that got them into all sorts. Whatever it was, we won that game. Then came along a white man and a old man who joined us for a game.
The white man was in his 50, resembled abit like Lance Armstrong, giving tips to some of us on how to play properly. But the thing was, he wasn't playing well too. Haha. Really funny.
Then came Wei ren crashing into earth, OK sand, and dislocated his previously dislocated shoulder again while trying to do an acrobatic save on the ball.
Deja Vu.
He was telling me about dislocating his shoulder and it really happened. So suay. I quickly accompanied him to the beach medical centre only to find out that it was locked when the operation hours were 9am-7pm. I was wondering what was going on. If there was really an emergency someone would have died. Anyway, during that time the tram uncle saw us and called for the guys who were supposed to be stationed there to rush back. While waiting, I tried to push his shoulder back but his arm was freaking heavy. Whatever I did was useless.
THEN CAME THE BEACH BUGGY....Oh my gosh. No shit. I thought for a moment.
A bikini-clad lady dashed towards us and I was for a moment mesmerised. Irene was her name, athletic body and younger than us. She was in the FHM lifeguard edition i heard from Ryan and Qin hong. :) Okay that's not the point..
She asked Wei ren about whether he felt pain here and there and both of us thought that she was a doctor for real. We went from the tropics to Antarctica into the medical centre. I was freezing to death. Wei ren confessed to me that she was hot when he was grimacing in pain. :X How crazy was Wei ren
I was wondering, how could a doctor be so hip and sexy, wearing a black and white bikini to work?! Okay, no she was just a normal Sentosa lifeguard haha. She didn't really know how to handle dislocation so they said they usually send people with dislocated shoulders to the hospital directly.
$70 dollars was the cost of calling an ambulance to the A&E department. No shit, it was way too expensive and we decided to walk our way to the bus bay to catch a bus out to the exit area to grab a taxi since Wei ren could bear the pain. My hats off to him. Even Irene was amazed at how he wasn't shouting and screaming like her past cases.
On the way out, we hijacked a St John Ambulance which was supposed to be covering for the ZOUKOUT tonight. They sent Wei ren, Kelvin and I to the Singapore General Hospital
FOC.
They were so nice. Damn it. :)
I will never forget the scene in which 3 of us entered the A&E of SGH.
1. Wei ren half-naked, body covered with sand.
2. Kelvin, all red faced and sandy too.
3. Me, all sandy from knee down carrying Wei ren's and my bag with my volleyball on my left hand.
We didn't have anytime to wash up at all.
What a grand entrance. Omg. All the aunties la, uncles la all looked at us in amazement. We looked like we just fought 'Operation Desert storm'
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Soon they took Wei ren inside and attended to him. Rather quick, abt 15mins? Quite efficient :) High service standards. :)
Kelvin and I waited for 2hrs before the rest could catch up with us. Talked about alot of stuff. His target girl in smu, about some stuffs. Watched Prison Break while doing that. We entered SGH at 4pm and left at 7pm. My first time to SGH haha. My first time EVER on an ambulance as well.
Wei ren came out of the A&E as though nothing ever happened to his arm. He has just wolverine's recovery rate haha.
Till i blog again ..
